I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Randomize
