ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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