Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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