I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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