Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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