i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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