You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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