Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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