What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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