I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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