im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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