That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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