Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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