you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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