What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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