But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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