the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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