Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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