I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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