Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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