I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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