Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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