woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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