I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize