Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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