I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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