I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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