He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
