This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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