I met the friendliest cop last night
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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