There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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