so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the day after is always just damage control
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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