That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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