Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
