Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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