He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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