Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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