so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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