Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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