That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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