Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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