I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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