oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Randomize
