Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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