It's Friday. Sex?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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