Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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