so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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