what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
