Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
