GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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