I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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