hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
This house was built for laser tag.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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