How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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